If you have ever wondered, "What would Michael Gray think about this-and-that" or "I'd like to consult Michael on such-and-such" then you have definitely come to the right place. These are my thoughts on life.

April 14, 2006

Blast From the Past

I couldn't think of anything new to write today, even though I really felt a need to blog. Instead of creating a brand new entry, I am going to repost one of my past blogs here (the reason being that most people probably don't go searching through my archives). Other than Jason Hammond and perhaps Heidi, I doubt any of you have seen this.

This is a short entry about maintaining a healthy marriage. Sometimes newlywed and long-time couples alike need research-backed, down-to-earth, wholesome advice. This is my contribution:

5 Tips on Marriage

1. It's important to have a woman who cooks, cleans, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is amazing in bed.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

April 06, 2006

You Are Getting Very Sleepy...

I'm as tired right now as I have ever been in my life. On normal days that I wake up sleepy, I usually feel much better by the time I have had a shower and a cup of coffee. Those things did not work today.

This has been a rather long week for me. For starters, this is the week before my students are to take the state-mandated AIMS test. My reputation as a good teacher and part of my paycheck are both hinging on how well my kids do. I'm a bit less hopeful this year than I was last year. The preparation (mentally, physically, grammatically) is an energy-draining process. In addition, I am part of a committee here at school that runs the annual Prospective Family Night that happened last night and I had to work on various projects for that. Yesterday, I was here past 7:00.

Also this week, I have been working on a project for church that has really burned my wick at both ends. I was making banners and a campus map that are supposed to coordinate and help guests know where to go when they come. I worked hard all of Sunday and got everything finished. Unfortunately, there were some big problems and I basically had to redo everything at a different size. One night this week, I was up past 1:30 A.M. -- I still got up each day to teach. Working on this project is fun, but difficult when I have another full-time job. Hopefully the banners look good.

Anyway, that's my gripe for the day.

I need sleep.

I'm going to bed early tonight.